The Modern Tooth Fairy

The Tooth Fairy is real… Right?? I always imagined the Tooth Fairy with long flowing locks, perfectly sparkling teeth, and pale pristine skin garbed in a flowing pink dress and a magical wand. But, as I’ve grown older, I’ve realized that my image of the Tooth Fairy really isn’t practical. I mean, be realistic. The real Tooth Fairy is all business. She (or maybe He) sits behind a desk and files your paperwork and probably has coffee stained chops and paper cuts. But, what do we tell our children?

1. Office of the Tooth Fairy – Official Tooth Fairy Kit: You can start the learning process early and keep good records of tooth loss. (And, you know I love to fill out a form with a perfect ink pen)

2. Oeuf Be Good – Tooth Fairy Pillow: We can keep the image of the Tooth Fairy alive and put money in a perfectly modern Tooth Fairy pillow. But, can we at least imagine the Tooth Fairy adorned in a modern Carolina Herrera gown??

And, then there’s an option for adults… Why not save your chompers and make a Van Der Glas ring or necklace out of it?? Umm, I can probably think of a few reasons why not.

So, what do you plan to tell your children?? Does the Tooth Fairy exist?